Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Things I shouldn't do anymore (pt. 1)

Things that I shouldn't do:
  1. Start fights with 14 year old red-headed step children on the Basketball Courts, even when they have potty-mouths and are insulting my mother.
  2. Get really drunk at BBQs and go looking for ex-girlfriends on South Street at Fast Cheap and Out of Control - Sunday Nights - even though I don't hook up with them when I see them.
  3. Read bad sports blogs, even though I am avoiding work.
  4. Check incessantly on my stock, even though I know that it only rises in the morning (and falls in the afternoon).

That's all for now. I may remember more later....

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