Tuesday, April 22, 2008

I Want to date a shoplifter!!!

Think about it? Cool stuff for free? I'll have 73 ties and 108 belts by the end of the year!!! Plus conjugal visit sex, how awesome would that be!!

I guess I'll have to save up for bail money now.

1 comment:

speckled said...

The best thing I ever shoplifted was a pegnancy test!!! when I found out I was pregers with trishy

Also Steaks are always good to shoplift!!! you can sell them later to some crack heads for weed!!
true story
peace and love Steveo